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Magic School Bus

When you can’t afford a colonoscopy so you borrow a drain camera that hooks to your phone instead. Then blue tooth it to the living room TV and have the kids watch and learn.
Hey fam I can’t find my stash. Fuck yah Bruh magic school bus time again.
by bawesomeb September 17, 2019
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driving the tuna bus

the act of performing oral sex on a woman;

Buses have large steering wheels that cause the driver to hold their arms outstretched and somewhat wide apart. This position is similar to the way you hold your arms when bending a woman's legs back to go down on her. Performing oral sex in this position is like driving a bus... the tuna bus.
My room mate walked in on me an my date when I was driving the tuna bus. She was so embarrassed.
by busy monster December 30, 2018
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Ginger Bus Driver

It’s hard to describe the ginger bus driver, he’s just there. Not emo but just there.

Nobody has ever heard him speak apart from when he shouts at year 7s to sit down, he’s a real misery of a man

( if that’s what you can call him)

Did I mention that he’s an absolute unit of an alpha male, he began the species many years ago of ginger bus drivers
“ Have you had the ginger bus driver yet?”

“ No, he looks nice”

*Stands up for one millisecond*

Ginger bus driver- “FIND A SEAT“

“FIND A SEAT” ~ Ginger bus driver 2022
by Word_master_1 November 1, 2022
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Angry School Bus

A name given to a fierce creature. It can only be seen under the effects of Hallucinogenic Mushrooms.

It's body is shaped like a school bus. Yellow and black, but with a monstrous mouth, sporting massive teeth.

It lacked traditional tires. In their place were what could only be described as long, hairy tentacles.

It seemed to always be in a constant state of fury.

Studies have been done, and it's weaknesses have been revealed. It can't stand up against the fire of a plasma rifle(airsoft gun).
Ummm... be at my house at 1:50 p.m mon-fri.
And make sure you read the first bit.

Oh and... "Angry School Bus"
by Angry School Bus Slayer August 1, 2012
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Punch a bus driver

A saying used when you are so angry that your years of public school bus humility comes out and gives you the urge to punch a former or current busdriver
When Kip got kicked in the dick by Seth , the pain angered him to the point of screaming out, " IM GONNA FUCKIN PUNCH A BUS DRIVER!"
by Tom-Dickery-Kickery October 9, 2016
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Tijuana tour bus

Having sex with a girl using all of her holes, starting in the vagina, moving to anal, and finishing with oral and likely ending with hepatitis A.
Me and Joey pulled the Tijuana tour bus and that hoe. Tijuanatourbus is my favorite way to take a load
by Clownfromptown December 30, 2018
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Magic School Bus

After 23 years Arnold still thinks he might be going on a normal field trip
Please let this be a normal field trip
FUCK YOU ARNOLD
Do Do the Magic School Bus
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