sneeze jet pee

when you sneeze and you pee faster

i just sneeze jet pee and it felt so good

by buckbuck278 January 28, 2022

Sleeping Pee-wee

The insertion of the male flaccid penis into the vaginal or anal cavity after shrinking the penal area with cold ice water.

Performing the task of entering with an ice cold, small, noodle like member into a tight hole.

Hence the Sleeping pee-wee.
To enhance challenge, and make sexual contact last longer.

by Stray thoughts October 6, 2013

pounded the pee hole

Another phrase used for excessively having sex with a female partner.

Nino: Did you see Candace last night?
James: Yeah she came over and I pounded the pee hole like no other...
Nino: Word

by Stizzi March 20, 2016

Pee Red and Chunky

When you pee and it comes out red and chunky.

Dude: "Why is my pee red and chunky?"

Woman:"What are you doing in my house?!"

by My Pee is Red and Chunky May 5, 2019

UStop Pee Stopper

The UStop Pee Stopper (patent pending) is a urine deflector to prevent passage of urine through the gap under the toilet seat onto clothes/floor. It is
Secure
Washable
Single piece
Innovative design
Can close toilet cover
Universal fit for toilet seats

The UStop Pee Stopper helps banish urine spillage.

by Innovations and More November 8, 2018

Ghee Pee 5

The way retards pronounce the name for the GP-5 gas mask (its supposed to be pronounced Jee Pee five). People who dont have know English as a first language, which are the only people who do this that aren't subhuman, may also pronounce it this way.

Only a western spy could do such a thing. Real slavs pronounce it right.

A retard: "Hey guys, I bought a 'Ghee Pee 5.'"
Me: "Its pronounced 'Jee pee five'. Get out of here S.T.A.L.K.E.R."

by Damnits August 11, 2019

ella mella pee

It's basically LMNOP but we like to say it like dat so-

Teacher: Jimmy, can you sing the alphabet please?
Student named Jimmy: a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, ELLA MELLA PEEEEEEE

by bussy like tuna March 23, 2021