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Internet Guy

A guy you hire to watch porn and masturbate, as you, the customer, watches for amusement.
Guy A: Oh, hey thanks for coming. Been waiting all week for you to come by.
Internet Guy: No problem, my schedule has been all backed up. So, where's the computer.
Guy A: Well, here it is.
Internet Guy: (Begins to search up porn, and remove pants) Well here we go.
Guy A: Oh, yeah. You are the best Internet guy, I had... <3
by TheRealOneRootBeer September 12, 2017
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Cruzing The Internet

The act of watching illicit adult material online while simultaneously stimulating oneself
Dude, did you see Ted Cruz's Twitter last night? He was totally Cruzing the internet
by Throwaway181 September 18, 2017
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Internet Transfer

A digital method to shift or attribute the ownership and rights of online access to one’s online assts to another.
rights of online access to one’s online assts to another is internet transfer
by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013
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Bad Internet

Romans internet because he always lags out in COD
Damn Roman why did you leave the game
Sorry bro I have bad internet
by BennyCBoy December 26, 2020
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internet borrow

Internet borrowing, is in short, downloading something from the Internet that would otherwise cost money. Such as a book, or movie.

Usually this has the intent of deleting the content after being used/read/watched. This is usually used to avoid using the words download, pirate, or torrent, in online discussions to avoid bot based data mining techniques.

Alternate use is borrowing the use of someones Internet connection, usually without permission.
Buy (or internet borrow) a copy of the book, is really good.
by chasesan August 9, 2010
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Internet Legacy

A set of virtual assets or value in cyberspace left behind after one’s death fall on legal successors as right.
Internet Legacy A set of virtual assets or value in cyberspace left behind after one’s death fall on legal successors as right.
by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013
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internet me

When someone's cellphone is broken and therefore needs to be contacted through the internet.
Facebook status update: phone is broken. internet me.
by Draco723 April 14, 2012
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