A virtual "reward" you can give someone whom annoyingly complains about situations in their life that either lack merit or they are doing so to derive unnecessary sympathy.
Person who is complaining: "I'm way pissed off man...my Dad is buying me a new BMW for my birthday when I specifically asked for a Ferrari!"
Annoyed Friend: "Wow...that really sucks. How 'bout I warm up the oven and bake you some f*cking Pity Cookies then!"
Annoyed Friend: "Wow...that really sucks. How 'bout I warm up the oven and bake you some f*cking Pity Cookies then!"
by Gold Frisch July 27, 2012
Get the Pity Cookiemug. by Yeokiddd March 23, 2019
Get the Government cookiemug. Water-cookies are frozen water that Is essentially basically ICE, what you put in any beverage to make COLD. WATER-Cookies
by water cookies November 3, 2013
Get the water-cookiesmug. Club Cookies are another name a special pill that will give you the best time of your life (Ecstasy)
by Bffhhgff October 13, 2020
Get the Club Cookiesmug. by Clorox-Bleach April 20, 2018
Get the Word Cookiesmug. by Trixie Montgomery August 14, 2018
Get the Flower Cookiemug. by sophieaa March 3, 2020
Get the Strange Cookiemug.