Preston Fire

An initial burst of enthusiasm over a potentially better life... usually associated with low end tech companies such as JTI.

Damn this Preston Fire is got me feeling like suicide is not the answer.r

by d1rtydancer June 11, 2019

firing eggs

to fart; the act of farting

Person 1: "Did you hear that?"
person 2: "Someone was firing eggs."

by quad3x1 January 24, 2022

fire throat

When you cover a dick with hot sauce, then suck that dick until you throw up

Omg, Becky. Todd gave me such a fire throat after that night we ate chicken wings.

by Aunt HeeHee August 30, 2019

Tossing fire

A more extreme and enjoyable form of 'shitting on' a subordinate, most often associated with a professional hierarchy. Those suffering a rain of flaming jizz from the denizens of heaven are likely to suffer permanent stress/cosmetic damage.

If my boss doesn't stop tossing fire on me I'm going postal

by Charliefarley666 March 22, 2013

Fire Squats

The burning sensation you feel in your anus after you eat spicy foods.

I ate a habanero yesterday. I had the fire squats like crazy.

by Bananadiles January 10, 2012

Goblet of Fire

... is a mating act most often performed by caucasian male homo sapiens sapians of the 49th state in which they consume a large quantity of habañero or ghost pepper salsa and proceed to perform cunnilingus on a female of the species. (As read by David Attenborough)

Stacey took a seat on Trevor's face, she was ready to feel the heat, of the Goblet of Fire.

by 49thStateBrewery November 26, 2018

Forest fires

Fires don't just come from lightning, so the same is true of forest fires. They're as likely to come from industrial sources, or from humans, just like city fires.

Fire is as likely to come from arson as it is anywhere else, and it's a little suspect when someone tries to get somebody else to quickly rule out arson as even a possibility rather than as absolute, the way some writers write stories in the news about how the fire is thought to or does absolutely come from lightning, without offering any other realistic possibilities. Does telling people a fire came from lightning rather than arson or another source really make them feel safer when they can end up just as dead from a fire that started from lightning? Theres no good reason people shouldn't question or speculate about where forest fires came from, especially when it's all over the west coast, which is unusual most years (even for fire prone areas). Its as possible that someone that doesn't hold trees sacred or thinks of them as matchsticks would have an interest in burning them as it is that an industrial accident, electrical accident, or lightning caused the fires.

by Solid Mantis September 11, 2020