Chocolate Thunder

A sexual act in which one partner fists another parter's rectum, pulls out his clenched hand, and punches the fisted's parters face.

I got "Chocolate Thundered" by Tod.

by Jaquan Cheng September 12, 2006

Chocolate Twinkie

A chocolate twinkie is when someone injects semen into a chunk of excrement then has someone eat it.

"I saw this nasty porno last night where this guy gave this girl a chocolate twinkie. It was disgusting! Still...kinda cool though..."

by Dave Caldwell June 11, 2008

chocolate bowling

The act of being kissed in such an aggressive and intrusive way that your mouth is attacked and invaded. This type of kiss will remind you of someone who is attempting to lick every last spec of chocolate from the inside of an otherwise empty bowl of chocolate ice cream.

As we were walking home he pinned me against the wall and started chocolate bowling me. Yuck!

by Martus May 17, 2009

Hot Chocolate

A code word homosexual men have for the poopy anus.

Hey there. Any plans for the weekend? I'm just gonna have some hot chocolate.

by jimbobshooter November 6, 2010

chocolate mailbox

One's ass when referred to as a recepticle

He left a special delivery in her chocolate mailbox.

by Ham Cannon November 6, 2003

chocolate thomas

A Chocolate Thomas is when you insert your thumb in your anus, wiggle it around, pull it out, and then proceed to suck on said thumb.

I was so drunk last night, I was scratching my ass and ended up giving myself a Chocolate Thomas.

by Hatemyself October 18, 2014

Chocolate Toothbrush

When you visit your dentist for a ADA approved 6-month cleaning only to have him perform anal sex while you are under general anesthesia. The dentist then places his penis into the oral cavity of the patient as he returns from unconsciousness.

I visited my dentist for a 6-month cleaning only to awake from anesthesia with a chocolate toothbrush in my mouth

by Dr. Gingiva March 10, 2010