virgin retard

A fucking virgin retard.... EX: That white faggot who buys name brand timbs... A retard who is also a virgin... A 40 man who weighs 350, wears diapers, and has ketchup stains all over his body... A hypebeast at their maximum potential!

Virgin Retard: What's fucking good faggot, you like my name brand timbs?
Non Virgin Retard: Fuck no, you are such a virgin retard...
Virgin Retard: Fuck you faggot, that's not what your mom said last night, you can't even afford these timbs...
Non Virgin Retard: Jesus Christ...

by Your favorite donut! Cunt October 6, 2016

Mind Virgin

When one person has little or no knowledge of sexual innuendos. Thus being a Virgin to the matter. Has nothing to do whether the person is an actual virgin or not.

Laura: Hah! It's magic!
Connie: No, it's Tori's legs.
Laura: Ewww xD
Connie: NO I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!!!
Jenn: What?
Tori: Jenn, you're such a Mind Virgin.

by NotAMindVirgin July 10, 2011

Acceptable Virgin

A male/female who is a virgin but in a relationship. The significant other is not in close range for them to get together.

How hasn't John got a root yet?
He's an acceptable virgin
Come again?
His girlfriend lives three hours away
Ok
Virgin root

by Kale Robb September 2, 2012

Trifecta Virgin

Somebody who has never had sex, drank alcohol, or smoked marijuana.

At the beginning of college, Brian was a Trifecta Virgin!

by Shlynn_shady April 6, 2017

Virgin Airlines

An airline that has virgins on it

Have you been on Virgin Airlines?

No i lost my virginity

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 10, 2019

Mouth Virginity

When Angela Zhu hasn't even kissed a boy before but has the audacity to make fun of other people about sex or some shit.

Angela hasn't lost her mouth virginity

by THEMan01 April 15, 2018

Horn virginity

When someone honks at someone and you don't even look. Those who are horn virgins look every time someone honks!

Hey John how are ya? Still in NYC?
Hi Mike, yep. Lost my horn virginity a long time ago!

by Jbigely August 18, 2018