ET Finger

The sex act consisting of fingering one's own faeces covered rectum shortly followed by fingering your partner with said finger until spaff occurs

"James!" Exclaimed Din, "I just gave her an ET Finger!"

by RogleDin November 30, 2018

downstairs finger

A man's flesh noodle

Don't you point that downstairs finger at me

by Hananapancaked December 5, 2016

Finger Vacuum

The act of picking up the largest and most noticeable pieces of fuzz/crumbs/lint on your floor, instead of actually vacuuming.

Parents are coming over, better do a quick finger vacuuming!

by Jolly Joe January 24, 2011

waist finger

A penis

Person 1: Bro i got a huge waist finger
Person 2: a what..
Person 1: a waist finger. Like a penis

by Future Neo March 17, 2022

scout finger

The finger that leads the way and makes sure you don't stick the wrong thing in the wrong hole, or just helps you find any hole.

I used my scout finger to find the hole next to my bed.

by socalled March 2, 2015

finger blammed

A very aggressive, over the pants handjob for a girl.

At carb day 2014 I totally saw a girl getting finger blammed by 2 dudes on the beer pong table.

by theblammer June 14, 2014

Finger Batter

If you don’t wash your hands enough after you ejaculate from masturbating, the semen will dry in the webbings of your fingers with a smegma like appearance

I got finger batter (finger-batter) on my hands

by booboochoochoo April 6, 2021