Power of the Pat

The unexplainable phenomenon of which all women are relentlessly attracted to one man. Particularly of the Kauffman household ,a.k.a Uncle Swag, a.k.a grammar police, to which the power originated

That women would not leave me alone because the Power of the Pat courses through my veins

by Oldbay snorter September 7, 2023

ogre power

A sense or feeling of utter streangth that derives from the soul of the ogre inside of you.

I have ogre power!!!!!
Jerry has so much ogre power he could smash 10 men.

by Jerry Ogreface February 7, 2017

scrote power

The power given to those who are absolute scum of society. Even if hit by a car, lick toilet seats or get electricuted stealing copper cable, miraculously survive.

He jumped out of the third floor window to get sway from cops, luckily for him he used he scrote powers and was unscathed.

by Mystikal 234 February 19, 2021

Power Rape

Any sexual act you are forced into by a Power Rapist who uses their power as gatekeeper to charge you a sex toll. Any sex act you are forced to consent to performing because you fear the personal, professional or financial consequences of not letting a Power Rapist have their way with you.

My boss power raped me!

My banker wouldn’t approve my loan, until I consented to power rape!

The only way to stop a power rape is to out the power rapist!!!

by Ima Ender August 29, 2023

Power Biscuit

A sex move that involves a woman grabbing a mans balls and aggressively grabbing and twisting while yelling "POWER BISCUIT"

"dude, my balls are still bruised from the power biscuit that stacy's mom gave me last night"

by Sir Wiggle-Wobble July 10, 2021

power verb

"power verb" (Internet slang): n. a short group of letters, typically in all-caps and sometimes with mixed symbols, that are used to in some way resemble a common word, either visually or phoenetically; examples: "WERQ", "M!LQ".

Person A: "WERQ it gurl...M!LQ dat heffa!"
Person B: "Nice double use of the power verb"

by Hunter R..... February 7, 2008

Power table

A power table is a group of people who unite as one. They are very humorous and usually the class favorites. Usually everyone wants to be a part of there table*

“The power table is always together.”

by afarris45 March 27, 2020