mother hair

The hair that is the main hair on your body, face, or head. If this hair is lost the reamainder of your hair will begin to fall out.

Oh no! I lost my mother hair!

by Yosef Khalil December 9, 2017

hair knotzes

When your hair is been taken over and becomes unruly causing knots and causing horrible unspeakable things to happen to one's hair like how the nazis cause havoc .

Wow the hair knotzes have done a number on your hair
The hair knotzes make brushing my hair.... grrrr I hate knots HAIR KNOTZES

by jinxjax January 9, 2020

Hag Hair

Tussled hair following sexual activity, that typically goes unnoticed during the activity, but seems more obvious afterwards.

Linda: I totally want you. Please take me!
Ace: You got it babe.

<sometime later>

Ace: Wow! Linda that was awesome, but you have some serious hag hair brewing.
Linda: Well, if I do, I suppose I have you to thank.

by The Jungle Prophet October 15, 2023

burger hair

cool hair that is very cool

did you see Marian over there? She totally has burger hair !!!!

by 1293928339.9 November 9, 2021

Pineapple hairs

What do you think it is the top of a pineapple

“Oh wow those pineapple hairs are stylish!”
Or
“OMG Betty your pineapples pineapple hairs poked me why would you do that omgggggggg”

by cmmwhitepuppy June 16, 2020

Fallon Hair

To have crazy ass hair , but it looks good. Just like the legend, Jimmy Fallon.

When I walked in the office Monday morning, Sundance Immediately commented, “Damn Treyvoññ, you got some fresh Fallon Hair.”

by MrRogersSweater December 20, 2019

John’s Hair

Something that would go on everyone’s trophy wall if they ever got their hands on it. Just a strand of the hair would release all of the cum in all men in a 50 mile radius. women want to have all of the seggs with anyone who has John’s hair

Oh man your pants have so much cum in them!

I know I just saw John’s Hair

Oh shit I just nutted to the thought of it

Omg same. Want to have seggs?

Ok

by my_name_is_max January 29, 2021