You sit with a parent or grandparent, go on Urbandictionary and hit random, whatever comes up is read out loud.
Mike: 'dude i played urbandictionary russian roulette with my mum last night.'
Dan: 'oh yeh? what did you get?'
Mike: 'chode.'
Dan: 'oh man, im so sorry.'
Dan: 'oh yeh? what did you get?'
Mike: 'chode.'
Dan: 'oh man, im so sorry.'
by justanotherUDnerd November 15, 2010
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Get the russian hand squeeze mug.The kind of bitch who asks you to eat his / her ass on a regular basis. They are though, a Russian, which means that they are super fucking sexy and badass.
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Get the bitch ass russian mug.An anthem from the motherland
Guy 1: I will sing the Russian National Anthem
Guy 2: ok
Guy 1: Rossiya – svyashchennaya nasha derzhava.
Rossiya – lyubimaya nasha strana.
Moguchaya volya, velikaya slava –
Tvoio dostoyanye na vse vremena!
Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye
Bratsikh narodov soyuz vekovoi
Predkami dannaya mudrost' narodnaya!
Slav'sya, strana! My gordimsya toboi!
Ot yuzhnyh morei do polyarnogo kraya
Raskinulis' nashi lesa i polya.
Odna ty na svete! Odna ty takaya –
Khranimaya Bogom rodnaya zemlya!
Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye
Bratsikh narodov soyuz vekovoi
Predkami dannaya mudrost' narodnaya!
Slav'sya, strana! My gordimsya toboi!
Shirokii prostor dlya mechty i dlya zhizni.
Gryadushchiye nam otkryvayut goda.
Nam silu daiot nasha vernost' Otchizne.
Tak bylo, tak yest' i tak budet vsegda!
Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye
Bratsikh narodov soyuz vekovoi
Predkami dannaya mudrost' narodnaya!
Slav'sya, strana! My gordimsya toboi!
Guy 2: ok
Guy 1: Rossiya – svyashchennaya nasha derzhava.
Rossiya – lyubimaya nasha strana.
Moguchaya volya, velikaya slava –
Tvoio dostoyanye na vse vremena!
Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye
Bratsikh narodov soyuz vekovoi
Predkami dannaya mudrost' narodnaya!
Slav'sya, strana! My gordimsya toboi!
Ot yuzhnyh morei do polyarnogo kraya
Raskinulis' nashi lesa i polya.
Odna ty na svete! Odna ty takaya –
Khranimaya Bogom rodnaya zemlya!
Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye
Bratsikh narodov soyuz vekovoi
Predkami dannaya mudrost' narodnaya!
Slav'sya, strana! My gordimsya toboi!
Shirokii prostor dlya mechty i dlya zhizni.
Gryadushchiye nam otkryvayut goda.
Nam silu daiot nasha vernost' Otchizne.
Tak bylo, tak yest' i tak budet vsegda!
Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye
Bratsikh narodov soyuz vekovoi
Predkami dannaya mudrost' narodnaya!
Slav'sya, strana! My gordimsya toboi!
by MasterBagel May 3, 2021
Get the Russian National Anthem mug.A game where two men touch their flaccid penises together until one becomes erect, the loser of the Russian Sword Fight. Way too much time on our hands in the oilfield, Jared and Scott were there.
by Oilfield worm December 19, 2017
Get the Russian Sword Fight mug.A Sexual act to which the woman sits "reverse cow girl" and lays forward to grab the mans feet while the man holds her pony tails like reigns and yells mush.
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Get the Russian Sleigh Ride mug.To give a Russian Parking Ticket is the act of defacing a car in some way because of the way/place that they parked in.
Office worker 1:
Did you see what happened in the parking lot today? some disabled guy drove over our boss's car with a tank for parking it in a handicapped spot!
Office Worker 2: Yeah, that's a nasty Russian Parking Ticket.
Did you see what happened in the parking lot today? some disabled guy drove over our boss's car with a tank for parking it in a handicapped spot!
Office Worker 2: Yeah, that's a nasty Russian Parking Ticket.
by Scaryfedoraman August 13, 2011
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