jordan

jordan is a dick sucker who doesn't know how to fucking keep it in his pants and needs to get fucking nuderderd.💅💋

"ugh that bald boy look like a jordan."

by ftfyvuvibij April 9, 2022

Jordans Mom

I can describe her in one word Hot

You know that kid Jordan. Well jordans mom is sooo hot

by Yeeeeboyyyy June 11, 2019

Jordan

My little sugar cane that I love with all my heart-

-ian

Jordan is adorable

by Abiglee February 20, 2021

Jordan

Some creamy loser who is reading gay shit on my couch bitch ass hoe nigga

Jordan is sucking my big godly wiener

by Jaysoniscool69420 April 17, 2023

jordan

A man obsessed with strait boys

He is a Jordan.

by Poopie145 August 28, 2023

jordan

that nigga is dumb

theres jordan always got them big ass pants

by chase muse September 15, 2023

The Jordan

When you’re getting that dome that goes absolutely ballistic where you need to stretch out with one arm up and saying “holy shit I’m doin the Jordan”

Brian: Was the head good?

Taylor: Yeah that shit made me do the Jordan

by Goofy Shower Boy February 2, 2022