spare guy

The guy you don't know. You don't know why he's talking to these girls, why he's in the pictures or why he's even in the building. He's "trying" and the only thing he is doing is blocking and distracting attention from you and your people. Chances are you see a spare guy every weekend. You just didn't know the definition.

Your meeting some girls at the club and they bring along their 1 guy friend. Hes hasn't been able to seal the deal and is now in the friend zone. When you meet the girls he is throwing salt in your game and wont let you get any of them alone because he cant do it himself. This is a spare guy.

by Halo Marques April 20, 2008

Cool guy

Never needs an introduction. Life of the party. He leads everyone follows. Guys want to be him while their girls try to be with him. The bad boy. The one mom warned you about. The heartbreaker. The backdoor man. The best of most.

Hey Mr Cool Guy, is it still 16 to 60? Nope it’s 19 to 90.

by Shanranae August 20, 2018

lebanese guy

lebanese guy: kind of guy who is hot and knows his shit..

girl a: see tht hottie lebanese guy in the mall omfg he is super fucking hot..

girl b: girl idc if i get an STD... :)

lebanese guys know thier shit FULL STOP.

by HOTASHELLSEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX October 21, 2010

cable guy

a savoir from a futile past of dial up internet.

The cable guy is my hero.

by muffin July 22, 2004

Guying

1(A): To whore someone in a chatroom so badly that they are forced to resort to making up insanely unintelligent comebacks such as "Guying".
1(B): The act of abusing someone so badly that they make up words that do not exist as a comeback.

"Drop(example s/n), Stop guying everybody so much!"
"Kathy was guying BigDude so much he bolted!"

by Dodger Sanchez September 16, 2008

family guy

greatest animated show ever. cancelled by fox but revived years later through the tireless efforts of fans. it is now a top rated show on sundays and a best selling dvd. it has also become a popular site to steal jokes from and pretend they're your own.

I watched family guy last night.

by sam james August 26, 2005

nice guys

1. They finish last.

2. Permanent residents of the friend zone.

Yup, Howard's going the way of the nice guys. He'll never make it out of the friend zone.

by wish303 April 22, 2008