horse and carted

farted

i really needed a poo last thursday but when i went to the toilet i just horse and carted.

by pip bayliss July 20, 2011

Party Horse

A heavy set homosexual male

Wow, Jackson is such a party horse.

by DARYL THE DIXION February 16, 2019

concrete horse

The hardest of hard-ons

I got such a concrete horse right now.

by HardHorse July 19, 2016

youza horse

A person who acts with unattractive qualities. Example always saying, "I'm bout to play ball, lemme get some chicken wings, or Whats poppin 5!"

"Yo! I'm bout to play ball after i eat some chicken at Crown 5!" I replied, "youza horse!"

by kingknox March 10, 2009

horse girl

A term for the young girl with receding teeth that's out on the playground that usually has a ponytail or two and hops around neighing and biting the other kids around her. She also likes the pick on the chewed gum under desks.

Zacc: Ow! My arm still hurts so much from yesterday.
Tyler: BRO WHAT IS THAT HUGE MARK ON YOUR ARM? WHAT HAPPENED
Zacc: That horse girl Wendy bit me yesterday.
Tyler: Haha Wendy is the craziest horse girl in town.

by pyuked October 21, 2020

horse face

A male who has recently lost his best friend and has anger/temper issues.
In most cases, this male is named 'Jean'.

"Yo, did you see that horse face today? He couldn't put on his ODM gear on properly"
"Haahah, classic Jean"

by yasto May 28, 2018

horse tummy

The stomach ache a woman gets after swallowing too much cum.horses are known for having very bad stomach aches. Horses also cum a lot.

As in "I can't go out tonight I got horse tummy again"

by Eunikitty May 27, 2014