Ashley 1

A slut in the open and a bitch behind your back. Dates boys like how she changes shoes. From yeezis to ultra boost. Rich AF and has a nice smile. But behind that smile lurks some secrets

And sadness that only her close friends will ever know.

Person 1: Ohhh shittttttt ashley 1 walking down the place like she own it!
Person 2: she does

by Walking Dictionary wizard June 24, 2017

April 1

Lmao you were born as a joke!

James: Hey I heard he was born on April 1
Paulo: Haha he was born as a joke!

by Urban Qt November 4, 2020

L'1

leave one (as in like text message) usually used on bbm or facebook.

on crackberry messenger (bbm)
jenn's status: going to sleep L'1
karl: hey(:
jenn: thanks for L'1ing <3

get it, because karl left her a message for when she woke up in the morning.

by squashburger November 13, 2011

18-1

A term often used by internet nerds to cover up for the fact that their team sucks and would have no chance at all to win anywhere near 18 games.

18-1 LOLOL EPIC PHAIL GO JETS

by STILLTHEBESTTEAMOFALLTIME February 26, 2009

1-20

-To have your beaver, muff, pubes, bear removed, waxed or shaved. In reference to George Bush's last day in office.

-1-20, the day we got rid of the fucking Bush.

-Hello, can I have a 1-20 please? A happy trail is fine, actually.

-Eww he totally needs a 1-20, look at all that shit coming out on the sides of his underwear... ewww

by PorkStar February 18, 2009

Formula 1

Highly challenging motorsport that races all over the world. Unfortunately all of its fans like to stick their dicks in the turbos of their pussy V6's. Go figure. Enzo Ferrari said it himself "Aerodynamics is for people that can't build engines". Its a shame where it has gone from its roots. Don't get me wrong, its incredibly hard, but also incredibly boring, and you have to be the most ignorant person in the world to think its the best form of racing.

F1 Fan: Hey let's go stick our dicks in those turbos over there!
Jean Girard: No, put it in my bumhole first, then we can do that!
F1 Fan: Yeah perfect idea! Formula 1 is great!

by dontsassme February 13, 2015

1-up

1. to switch lanes while approaching a light in hopes of advancing positions in the queue. esp. to advance one position by switching lanes.

2. any manuever to outdo an adversary.

1. I got 1-upped by that slut in the Beamer up there cause she couldnt wait behind that dump truck.

2. MacGyver could 1-up anyone in any situation except his nemesis Murdoch.

by The Judge is on Fire May 25, 2006