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Mexican Pizza

A Gross Pizza From Taco Bell That Falls In Your Lap!
Austin:Want a Mexican Pizza?
Fred:*Pukes*
by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 9, 2008
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Pizza Hut Pizza Rolls

The original (or new, however you wish to view it) tiny thick dick. Often used to describe the lulz factor of a specific man's baby dick. Usually used as a derogatory term.

Though I cannot see how it could be used as a compliment. You'd have to be batshit crazy.
"Kellsie, you should've seen it! His Pizza Hut Pizza Roll dick was so small, I'm not even sure I was penetrated!"

"Dude, get some Enzyte! You have a Pizza Hut Pizza Roll cock!"

"Am I crazy in thinking this is a room full of naked men with Pizza Hut Pizza Rolls for dicks or are you all just really really cold?
by BlasphemerExtrordinare June 25, 2009
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pizza face

A person with disgusting acne all over their face. Someone of the opposite sex that makes you hurl chunks just by gazing in their direction.
by your dads February 1, 2009
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Pizza Joint

a marijuana joint spreaded with pizza sauce to give it a good flavor.
I invited Jimmy over and smoked some pizza joints.
by puncher_of_balls1245 October 6, 2010
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Marmite Pizza

"Went home last night, got in and gave the missus a marmite pizza!"
by DJ Python September 6, 2005
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pizza song

In filk music, a song that goes on so long you can order a pizza and have it arrive before the song ends. Often a very long ballad, or an add-your-own-verse song.
Don't try to sing a pizza song without an excellent memory and a lot of practice.
by Nathniel August 4, 2007
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Cheese Pizza

Someone who is lacking distinctive characteristics. A person that could neither be called ugly nor attractive. This could also apply to a person with a fairly neutral personality.
Most people do not have a strong distaste for cheese pizzas but would much prefer a pizza with more toppings. Cheese Pizzas usually go unnoticed because there is usually something else that is more interesting to look at. They are commonly referred to using the terms "lingerer" or "That Guy/Girl". These are the types of people whose Characters are mentioned in a film's closing credits as "Store Clerk" or "Dog Walker".
Maggie Gyllenhaal, who played Rachel in the film "The Dark Knight" is a close to perfect example of a cheese pizza (except the fact that she was cast in a leading role). The true test was when her character died at the end of the movie and no strong emotion was felt by the audience. In fact if it wasn't for the explosion that killed her, many people would not have noticed her disappearance.
by Papa Pearso May 22, 2011
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