man boobs

fat boi. a thing that men should not have but sometimes get due to being a fatty boi. but that's ok let's not fat shame.

jacob: elmo your man boobs are big and jiggly today-
elmo: shut up jacob you have bigger and more jiggly man tits than me! 🤮

by kolb January 12, 2020

Man mushroom

A penis.

Damn that’s a tiny man mushroom

by BeffhMcqueefernuts August 2, 2022

Little Magic Man

Tiny but powerful dick

Lizzy- Robert's got a big one, but you can't go wrong with a little magic man.

by Chelo_is_a_groupie December 15, 2022

Rally Man

A Rally man is a person that makes everything in to a rally car.

Person 1: Wow look at this chair.
Person 2: It's just a chair.
Person 1: No it's a Rally car.
Person 2: Your a real Rally man.

by Dark rally man November 29, 2019

jook man

drug dealer

damn i need to get into contact with my jook man

by turntstarfish January 17, 2015

Eight-Legged Chinese Man

The Eight-Legged Chinese Man is an Urban Legend that's been passed from Chief to Chief in local tribes, It is said to hunt down commoners who are new to both Sun and Moon Gooning Rituals, especially to the ones attempting the said ritual without a license. It is also believed to make galloping noises as it approaches it's prey. There isn't enough research collected about this bizarre creature in the Indonesian Archipelago.

Soup: What the hell is an Eight-Legged Chinese Man? I could probably chase it off with some of my Dip.
Doo: The "Man" you mentioned just now is a very dangerous and endangered creature, now if we're planning on doing some Gooning with the boys WE HAVE TO BE PREPARED.

by The Horny December 1, 2023

Fake Man

A fake man is a man that does not cry
men that cry = real men
Men that dont cry = fake men

Jimmy: you are stupid
bob: *holds back tears*
Jimmy: omg you are a Fake man!!!
Bob: why?
Jimmy: you held back your tears!

by Fake Men Advocate April 14, 2022