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Funny weed man

Funny weed man is the sexiest, funniest , weediest man alive. So sexy he wven gets confused for drake🤦😭❤️
“Woah is fhat drake?”
“Nah thats funny weed man
by Thickdickdaddy270 November 21, 2021
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Playing a man like a trumpet

It’s Essentially Fisting his ass with at least three fingers, moving them independently inside while sucking on his tip
“Hey bunny didn’t you say you have a video of you playing a man like a trumpet?”

“It’s Essentially Fisting his ass with at least three fingers, moving them independently inside while sucking on his tip”

“How much do I have to pay you to do that to me-?”
by TransexualCartman October 20, 2025
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One man bandwidth

When your internet can only support one solitary device.
Barnabus got really angry because he couldn’t connect multiple devices to Blues shitty one man bandwidth internet.
by Realmack August 1, 2018
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Mans

A guy you’re talking to romantically; you’re crush; the guy you like; or could be your boyfriend or soon-to-be boyfriend.
Example 1:
Girl: *smiles at phone*
Her friend: “ooooh. Are you talking to your mans again??” Heheh
Example 2: what is your mans up to tonight? You should invite him to the game!
by geeyuhh April 3, 2019
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The two-legged man

A sex position so simple even a virgin could master it!
Andrew’s pornstache is deceiving. He probably couldn’t even pull of the two-legged man.
by Tiktokshade November 18, 2021
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man purse

Another word for a man's asshole. When they are used for smuggling.
"Fuck, we are getting pulled over! Put this bag in your man purse!"
by freebitcoins.com May 22, 2022
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