two man

when a dude and a girl link up and he brings one of his mates and she brings one of her mates for him.

"yoo so yk how we r gonna meet on friday? imma bring one of my homegirls along do u got any cute mates for her so we could do a two man?"
"yeah ok bet i know a guy ill let him know now"

by englishgenius January 14, 2024

man's pole

penis, dick ,

you : damn , Michelle got a fat ass
me : imagine what that will do on a man's pole

by daprisman_togi May 5, 2022

Always be muffin’, man

A phrase you would tell your buds after you just pounded a hairy snatch.

Yo, I just fucked a hairy milf. Always be muffin’, man.

by Muffin’ man March 31, 2023

Cap-Man

When something is a hard no, definitely not approved or just not happening.

Examples: "Tried to get the tube to work today but it was cap-man"

by SomeoneVeryFuckingSenior July 9, 2025

man meal

A type of man that is "yummy" to look at.

that guy right there is a man meal;mmmm

by Kasey V January 13, 2008

Bat-man

bat-man is the budget cut cousin of Bruce Wayne (batman) and hates applesauce man. she has the ability to be drunk whenever she wants. She fights crimes with her 2 sidekicks Ro-bin and alfredo. she doesn't kill but hates

applesause-man because he kills babies.

person: Is that batman?

Bat-man: no im bat-man

person: are you drunk bat-man

Bat-man: Maybe

by Erikimoe Garciamoe February 5, 2019

Spanner Man

A construction worker who lack's the skill set to do the job they have turned up at a site to do but will please the management by playing with the managers spanner

fuck me look who's turned up it's that matt Welford from Stoke it won't be long before he's playing with the bosses Spanner # Spanner man

by Phil Blade November 14, 2024