Don't wipe your ass before you shit

1.An expression you use to tell a person to stop bragging who claims victory before a brawl,race,match,competiion or any other event that has yet to happen.

A)
Kevin: let's see who has the speed to make it to the finish line quicker.

Eric: Man I got this,I'm gonna murk your ass!!

Kevin: Don't wipe your ass before you shit Eric ;it's not over till is over.

B)
Eric:10 bucks I get a better grade in my physics test?

BeHa: Man you always say that but you always fail,don't wipe your ass before shit!!!!

Jack: Yo Eric you ain't beating noone shut upp!!!

Mick: Yea don't wipe your ass before shit!!!

by BeHa February 20, 2011

you got 24 hrs to say your goodbyes and shut your shit down.

A term used by Jon hagy when monsters and creeps are online

Stop your shit and apologize You got 24 hrs to say your goodbyes and shut your shit down.

by Billygraen January 3, 2019

its your world im just living in it

I'm just here to do your will have at it

Husband: Do you want me to get you a new truck or an rv
Wife: I don't know its your world im just living in it

by Tamiymyah Sepher February 13, 2019

give your head a wobble, won't you?

Versatile phrase. Use whenever someone's being a dumbass.

P1: There's so much proof that the earth is flat, open your eyes!
P2: You daft cunt. Give your head a wobble, won't you?

by makkapakka-akkawakka May 16, 2021

National give your favorite person a hoodie day.

National give your favorite person a hoodie day is September 25th. It's fall, they're going to need it more than you. Don't be shy.

Girl: "Today is National give your favorite person a hoodie day."
Guy: "Here take my hoodie."

by PedroWilko September 24, 2019

Put your one two in her three four

Just a silly funny way of telling a guy to have sex with a women.

A) Stick your face in her butt...
B) Yuck dude!
A) Come on baby get yo feet wet...
B) Shut up man...
A) Put your One two in her three four :P

by NidgeDFX June 12, 2018

National give ur girl your hoodie day

Give your girl or crush your hoodie to show off u either like them or that y’all are together

Yo Daniel today’s national give ur girl your hoodie day u know who to give it too

by R.O.D NIGGAz January 8, 2020