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One Man Band

The act of giving yourself fellatio and simultaneously fingering yourself in the ass.
Wow that dude sure loves the smell of his own farts. He is really flexible too. I bet he sits at home at night playing his one man band.
by inagadadavida November 10, 2012
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Carrot Man

A figment of your imagine even though its real
“Rin we just saw Carrot Man?”
I fucking hate you
by Regurk April 16, 2021
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Muffin Man

That one guy who is colossal screw up, and some how still has his job. Generally given in a work environment. Made famous in the tree industry, By a man whole rolled a truck over, while chasing a muffin that slid across his dashboard.
"You must have the dick sucking skills of a Muffin Man, after you screwed that up."
by Bglewis November 29, 2019
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Man choice

It means you have a list of gay men & you have to chose the least gay!
Iman man choice is handsome face, someone she knows, master degree or higher!
by TheBlueLeo April 29, 2019
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The Kool Aid Man

When you fuck a man or a trans-woman in the ass and reach around, it's like you went all the way through. When your about to finish you must yell "OH YEAAAH" as you bust into his cheeks.
Ain't nothing worse than going on a date with some dame and ya take her to the coat check to find shes hiding a ten pin up her dress. It's at that point, you might as well have some fun, take them home and do The Kool Aid Man!
by Lucky Pierre 2022 February 16, 2023
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The Ice Man (Tim)

The Ice Man is as cold as ice, can play guitar,and wishes he was Val Kilmer.He chases cats, secretly rivals with his twin brother,but in the end,is just a small melting ice cube that tries to sell Amway products to no avail.
It was hot out,so she hoped The Ice Man (Tim) would cometh...but he was just a melted cube of ice.
by NorrisCode July 7, 2024
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PP Milker Man

A creature stemming from the depths of your toilet system, injects a numbing substance into your penis, and milks your penis for urine and sperm. Avoids women directly.
The PP Milker Man milked my penis yesterday, I saw him!
Gross!
by Registered_Fun_Haver May 22, 2022
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