Lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey

In, nonebonical terms, i would like to make love to you.

Damn, bitch u stupid fly, lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey.

by Jeff January 12, 2004

Your mom told me to say hi to you

The best pickup line there ever was. WARNING⚠️: Using this line will instantly make someone fall in love with you and possibly pass out. The effect that is made can never be reversed.

You: Hey, your mom told me to say hi to you.
Them: Will you marry me?

by Zuzusparkleton June 7, 2020

November 23rd, Kiss your crush/girl day

Kiss your crush or girl day, dont be a pussy!

Person1: Go and kiss Emily
Person2: Why
Person3: Because its November 23rd, Kiss your crush/girl day!

by josephxdb November 10, 2020

Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market

Don't assume you have won before the results are in.

"Ive aced that test!"
"Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market"

by NIGHTY G May 31, 2019

Drop your pants and give me 30, Bitch

When you ask your bitch to drop her pants and give her 30 minutes of her time with you (i.e. an other dirty way of asking for sex)

Him: Drop your pants and give me 30, bitch

Her: uwu ok

by SkidyGaming14 September 1, 2019

Ask your crush out and they have to say yes

April 20th ask your crush out if they dont say yes than that's your luck 🥵

Ask your crush out and they have to say yes.

by Ajay ajay April 18, 2019

Yeetus Yeetus I now commit to your Deletus

You tell someone that you will erase them from existence.

Hermione to her unborn baby, " Yeetus Yeetus I now commit to your Deletus" and with her wand she no longer has a massive belly.
Harry Potter attempts to use the super-secret spell to destroy Voldemort. He waves his wand and says to Voldemort "YEETUS YEETUS I NOW COMMIT TO YOUR DELETEUSS!!" But he misses and deletes everything within Hogwarts walls... and everyone in it.

by YEETUSDELETUS3200 October 21, 2019