Butterfly Waffle

When you so fucked up on weed. You cravin butterfly waffles.

Yo Juan, pass me some butterfly waffles. Juan: the fuck are those. You trippin Tyrone.

by Who dat bitch. November 3, 2016

Waffle Balls

When you get kicked in the balls so hard that it leaves the imprint from the shoe.

Willie Black was being such a deuce that Shawn kicked him in the balls and gave him Waffle Balls.

by The Judi Show July 16, 2016

Waffle Bag

Placing a mans testicals in the lips of a woman's vagina and pressing thighs together to flatten testicals like a waffle iron

Randy, have you ever been waffle bagged ?

by Bnutt716 September 19, 2016

Christmas Waffle

A vagina during the menstrual cycle that is infected to the extent that it exhibits a dark-light green color. The resulting red and green color is it's namesake.

Jan decided to suprise Peter by making her vagina more festive and went to obtain a christmas waffle from a nearby male prostitute.

by Noctoner December 25, 2010

Waffle whore

A man or a woman that will sleep with a man in exchange for waffles.

She slept with him because he made waffles for her... Such a waffle whore! 🙄

by adityak93 July 2, 2019

Dolphin Waffle

Vagina; The female version of a waffle dolphin

The dolphin waffle had struggled through out the battle with the waffle dolphin of who would be on top.

by Quentin and Anthony March 11, 2011

shit-waffled

A New Jersey term for when you are forced to sit between two assholes that you can't stand, (at a movie, on a bus, in a diner, etc.), on an oppressively hot day.

they stuck me between the two fat chics at the diner. i got shit-waffled...

by JerseyPuNk March 17, 2009