hot blondie

an extremely attractive, blonde haired girl.

Kate Upton, Nina Agdal and Britney Spears are examples of ladies considered a hot blondie

by Sportsguy1991 June 2, 2013

Hot Panning

Entering a recently vacated toilet cubical with a warm toilet seat.

Thom: "God I hate hot panning. As usual there were no toilets free so I had to hot pan the throne, big beast of man had just came out, it smelled like sulphur and the seat was on fire."

by Bobsyouruncle August 2, 2012

Gabe Hot

A woman who makes herself noticeably available while under the influence of two or more substances and may be slightly better than average looking.

When I sobered up, I realized she was only Gabe Hot.

by TheGov December 18, 2022

Hot Tams

Another word for the Hot Tamales (the candy). Usually used while playing cards w/ friends.

Hey, Daniel, pass the Hot Tams

by Nikkonikko August 15, 2009

Lawsuit hot

A liquid so hot that if served in a restaurant would be grounds for legal action.

See Liebeck v. McDonald's Restaurants

(After sipping some coffee) "Goddamn! This coffee is lawsuit hot!"

by Transpo December 22, 2010

Hot as water

Something that is very cool.

I really like that tattoo dude! It’s hot as water.

by NickyDoodles August 30, 2018

Peripheral hotness

When someone looks hot out of the corner of your eye, but as soon as you get a good look at them you realize how ugly they are.

“What do you think of that new girl in our class”
“Idk dude she’s got peripheral hotness she’s too ugly to directly look at”

by Speed-weed69 February 4, 2020