Forlorn Porn

Porn that you only watch when you're depressed.

My depression's been getting worse. I oughta stock up on the Forlorn Porn.

Thank God for Forlorn Porn. It always knows how to make me feel slightly better.

by DoctorAwkward December 29, 2007

Porn button

A function in a browser that lets you surf the web without saving your browsing history. Often used to watch porn.

My dad always checks my browsing history, so i use the porn button.

by StillDutch April 29, 2010

physics porn

Particle physics fantasies based on maths/philosophy with only the most tenuous possible link to reality- multiverses, boltzmann brains and so on

Does any of this bear any relation to reality? Or is Big Physics guilty of some serious sexing-up, drifting away from the realm of hard data and into the softer universe of physics porn?

by ProcessMaster July 24, 2014

Fools Porn

The R-rated skin flicks shown late night on HBO and Cinemax.

My Internet connection was down last night so I rubbed one off to Skin-a-max fools porn.

by down-the-drain March 30, 2011

stoner porn

Montages of nice nugs of cannabis.
pictures of marijuana plants that look like stoner candy

nug mag and high times magazine are the old school stoner porn but now its all on the internet.

by zachwarhawk December 7, 2010

self-porn

Sexual images, sounds or recordings produced by yourself of yourself.

"My girlfriend texted me some self-porn last night."

by Sine Nomin February 24, 2010

head porn

When you have "innappropriate" thoughts.

Girl: He's hot! *holds head* Bad images! Bad images!
Friend: Having head porn?

by Noah Bug February 18, 2010