The Mahomes disease

A serious and very common disease that makes its victims infatuated with Patrick Mahomes.

The boy was diagnosed of the Mahomes disease. He posts pictures and videos of Patrick Mahomes all day everyday.

by Moneymeech_911 September 19, 2023

VTD (Virtually Transmitted Disease)

When someone gets pink eye (or another other disease) from sharing Virtual Reality HMD (Head Mounted Displays).

Maybe the guy giving 50 different people demos with the new Oculus headset should have used Sanitary Wipes for the eyes. Now we all have a VTD (Virtually Transmitted Disease). This is worst then that time the whole football team contracted gonorrhea from that flesh light.

by Burger King Pin April 10, 2015

Buttholetotightest disease

When your butthole is to tight causing clumps of hair to fall off of your head, easily fixed by anal stretching

Anal stretching is the only way to cure buttholetotightest disease

by Afinssaurle November 25, 2022

Lack of Girlfriend disease

It is fatal, the victim will suffer intense heartbreak until receiving medication, which is obtained from seeing their partner.

“Help, i’m going to die, i haven’t seen my girlfriend in a week, i think i have lack of girlfriend disease”

by ashl3yz August 31, 2023

dying disease

a fatal condition consisting of other smaller diseases, prime examples being "shot in a vital organ disease", or "crushed by a flaming helicopter disease".
The symptoms can range from completely underlying to incredibly painful, and the life expectancy for a dying disease patient can range anywhere from 0.5 seconds to 20 years.

"I just came back from the doctor's, and he diagnosed me with dying disease."
"Maybe it's because you've got rebar through your forehead"

by Heelpiwquin April 24, 2022

Mad dog disease

Being an absolute mad dog. Some may be referred to as a mad cunt or sick cunt.

Fuck! He's been struck by the mad dog disease, what a mad dog!

by Mad dog hut September 24, 2017

Jacinto Disease

Jacinto Disease also known as The Star Plague It often goes to portuguese people and American people and often hates woman almost deadly to get banned but tries to stay not cringe while in reality hes Based

Example:Wow dude that guy is Really based does he have jacinto Disease?

by Saha Is trash December 7, 2021