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Dappled ride

1. To have sex with a woman who's body is covered with frickles or in other words who is dappled.
2. A woman who's body is covered in frickles or in other words is dappled.
1. I got a dappled ride for tonight.
2. Look at that hot dappled ride.
by Deep blue 2012 December 10, 2009
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ride dog

Got a lot to do today so I'ma call my ride dog to go with me.
by Blondie110 March 10, 2015
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Pie-Ride

Having sexual realtions with a lovely classy lady on her period.
Eric: "hey, you fancying a good ole shag tonight?"
Chelsea: "but im on my p-eriod"
Eric: "so I see that we might have to go down the dirt path tonight"
Chelsea: "Might I suggest we just go straight for a good pie-ride?"
Eric: "that sounds quite lovely"
by Captain Four Strings March 2, 2011
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riding shotgun

Having cowboy/cowgirl sex with a girl whose "paw" would likely make you marry her at da barrel of a thirty-aught-six side-by-side if he found out.
Hey, if you wanna risk having a roll in da hay with a hot-bodied farmer's daughter, knock yourself out, but just bear in mind dat you might likely be "riding shotgun", especially if you get said lovely damsel preggo --- remember, da cuter/sweeter da angelic-faced girl is, da more fiercely-protective her "paw" is likely to be.
by QuacksO February 21, 2023
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riding clean

Looking like you got money, a clean car does not mean no trash, it means whoever is saying that you're "riding clean" likes your car.
Example "Yo my fam that 1984 Buick is sweet, you riding clean now because you were in that raggedy 1983 rusty Buick last year."
by $streetTalk August 7, 2015
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Riding the Rivers

1) A phrase used to describe a large margin of victory, often with the intent to degrade the losing team or player.
2) To have a relaxing day fishing in a calm river. To tame the river, just for the sake of proving your superiority over said river.
3) A term used to describe the incredible feat of Bilbo Baggins when he rode down the river on barrels through Mirkwood to save the dwarves of the Lonely Mountain, shows the power of the Fellowship.
4) Any fantasy football team that has Philip Rivers at QB and foolishly believes that he will lead their team to victory.
5) Slang for embarrassing.
6) Phrase used to imply failure.
I rode all over the rivers today in my fantasy football game.

Notre Dame had their rivers riden all over last week in that embarrassing loss.

I'm riding the rivers, and it is only too easy.

Hate to burst your bubble, but I just stopped the river.
by The Fellowship team October 23, 2011
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Swish Ride

When one goes on a car ride with a pack of Swisher Sweet Cigars. It also involves having the music of your choice playing entirely too loud.
"Dude, you wanna go on a swish ride and listen to the new Angels album?"

"I need to clear my head and go on a swish ride."
by 30Wrecker February 24, 2010
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