your mom

A cowards way of admitting defeat in an argument.

Guy: Admit defeat already!
Troll: Your mom.

by gateboy6 June 11, 2013

Breeder Mom

A woman who's given birth to a large quantity of children which resembles a litter. The children can be born either as multiple births or spread apart. Somestimes a multiple birth on top of already having 1 or more children previously.

"This breeder mom gave birth to octuplets and she already has two kids at home."

Woman: "This breeder mom in Arkansas just gave birth to her 23rd child."
Man: "What is she trying to do, be her own puppymill?"

by Anton Gorodetsky December 23, 2010

penis mom

when your friends mom wants your penis really bad. Usually happens when you are very polite. It makes moms go crazy for your penis.

yo doode, u got a penis mom man, watch out bro

fuck

by Johnny Cracker 2.0 March 20, 2015

proud mom

when your crush sends you something

friend one :“omg! he just sent me a snap!!”
friend 2 “proud mom!!”

by eva whiteee with 3 e’s June 7, 2018

mom bar

when you are riding in the front seat of you're moms car and she has to hit the brakes or do some crazy manuver to avoid something, then she stretches her arm across your chest holding you in your seat as if she was going to save your life.

dude some jerk whipped out in front of my moms mini van and i got the mom bar.

by drew2258 August 14, 2011

Moms on Farmville

And you thought Moms on Facebook were bad enough...now they are on Farmville...
What's worse Moms on Farmville or global warming? What happened to the days when moms were good influences on their children. This is the dawn of the end of the world.

(On the phone with my mom)
Hey Mom! What are you doing?
Just harvesting my plants?
Oh, cool what are you planting?
Blue trees and rainbow apples.
Oh, so you're on Farmville again...
Yes and I need neighbors!
But, Mom, Farmville is for losers and Moms...
(Mom hangs up)

Dude, Moms on Farmville...
Sounds hot...i would visit their garden and harvest them anytime...

by whojew2 January 19, 2011

hockey mom

Sarah Palin’s folksy, self-proclaimed description of herself, followed by her assertion that the only difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull is lipstick – therefore publicly admitting that she walks on four legs, has eight nipples, a tail and greets her friends by sniffing their assholes. (And within the Tea Party, that’s a whole lot of sniffing!)

Man 1: Let’s put some lipstick on that pitbull and turn it into a hockey mom.
Man 2: Better yet, let’s put some lipstick and glasses on it and turn it into Sarah Palin!

by Politic Ric October 22, 2010