orange job

a man or woman cuts a cylindrical hole through the center of an orange slightly larger than the width of the man's erect penis. Then, the woman jacks the man off with the orange for a few minutes. Finally, the woman gives the man a blowjob that will taste like orangey goodness for her.

Sarah hadn't recieved her share of Vitamin C for the day, so she offered an orange job to the next guy she saw.

by Crap Bag 07 September 2, 2009

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Jiff Job

A quick hand job

Frank needed to get off quick so he had Melissa give him a jiff job.

by Ismelt Abutt August 4, 2010

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blol job

Laughing out loud during oral sex as a result of your partner's shortcomings.

I tried to send u a pic of this guy's dick last night but I don't have a zoom button. I ended up giving him a blol job.

by jenoduh May 7, 2009

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Wax Job

The Wax Job is the act of ejaculating in a female's ear, and preserving it until the semen turns into an orange wax, then using a Q-Tip to clean it up like ear wax, creating a pleasurable euphoric sensation. Combined with other stimulation it can result in toe-curling orgasms

Uncle Bill: 'How'd your date with Sandy go?'
Jerry: 'It went great, I gave her a Wax Job!'

by Nate The Ape September 20, 2019

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rainblow job

The word Disney uses for "blowjob."

Prince Charming: I sure could use a blowjob.

CANCELED

Prince Charming: I sure could use a rainblow job.

ACCEPTABLE

by Your_Favorite_Pseudonym September 21, 2011

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Wooble Job

A poorly executed hand job by someone inexperienced, quite intoxicated, and/or half asleep.
It replaces the regular pumping action with semi-random motions that are inconsistent in direction and repartition.

I wasn't expecting a wooble job, but her inexperience showed when she thought it was sexy by pumping my penis around like her first time driving a manual car.

by stripchecker December 31, 2012

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