Packing Bananas

Having a bad case of hemorrhoids.

Ever since I had the baby, I have been packing bananas.

by By hook or crook January 9, 2012

Banana Snorkle

A head job in the water

Alice lets go for a swim in the pool, my rod needs Banana Snorkle : )

by winkleberry August 13, 2011

arse banana

Another term for poo

I just snapped off an arse banana.

by gottensbury June 28, 2011

banana song

a song about a banana on the website of youtube. related to retard.

banana song: IM A BANANANANANAnANANANANANANANAnananan

by enderantics October 19, 2017

Banana Switch

when a guy covers his penis with whipped cream and then puts a cherry on the tip of the phallus. The female awaiting fellatio is then asked to close her eyes. A turd that is roughly the same size as the penis (also covered in whipped cream) is forced into her open mouth.

-"Hey Chad, I choked that bitch with a banana switch!"
-"Shit is gross."

by pdur69 March 12, 2010

banana bread

When a man puts his penis (banana) between someone's "buns" (butt) for the purposes of outercourse or anal sex.

"I told my wife that I was simply at the neighbor's to bake some banana bread, but I think she's on to me."

by shimmythejimmy April 15, 2020

banana nose

Banana nose is an adjective used to describe someone with an exceedingly large nose, roughly in the shape of a banana.

"That jewish guy is such a banana nose!"

by Fabuloususer15 June 9, 2017