Mexican Timebomb

When a mexican girl reaches a certain age, usually late teens. They often get pregnant and blow up and get fat and round like a bomb.

Damn!! Did you see what happend to silvia?? she blew up like a mexican timebomb!

by westlm75 July 18, 2011

Buttery Mexican

The resulting creamy mustache from going down on a girl with a yeast infection.

A distant cousin of the Dirty Sanchez.

I didn't know she had a yeast infection, until I looked in the mirror and realized she'd given me a Buttery Mexican.

by Judith B Tinklewater December 12, 2009

Mexican Bullfrog

a sexual act where you are on top of the girl whilst she is in a "frog" position. she jumps around on the floor and you have to see how long you can stay on for.

alex: Hey steve, get ash and jake over here, I totally mexican bullfrogged my girlfriend lastnight lasted about 50 seconds!

by ash steve jake alex March 5, 2011

Mexican Haberdasher

1)When a person has terrible clothing or a bad sence of style.

2)A person who sells cheap articals of clothing.

3)A dirty mexican

"did you see that Mexican Haberdasher back there?"

"yes his clothers where queit bad and he was all dirty and smelly"

by ldihg October 5, 2009

Mexican Toolbox

Crescent Wrench in some locations and
Vice Grips in others

I've never been stranded on the side of the road as long as I have my Mexican Toolbox

by California Brown July 22, 2010

Mexican Cucumber

When a man takes the fresh, wet grass from the bottom of his lawn mower, wraps his dick with it, then sticks it in a girl's butt.

Mac: What did you do today?

PC: Mowed my lawn, collected the grass, went to the girlfriend's, then finished with a Mexican Cucumber!

Mac: RIGHTEOUS!!!!!!

by Pwnholycows December 7, 2011

mexican bong

the act of one placing their mouth snugly around anothers anus as while deeply inhaling an unforgiving blast of tastey flatulence

"susie was being a total bitch so i forced her to take a rip off of the mexican bong."
"oh gregory, i love sucking on your ass and breathing in your delicious bodily pollution."

by Barnaby Jones December 21, 2004