asshole kisses

When something scares you and your asshole puckers

Rob's crazy driving had me blowing asshole kisses

by gigolo_wrangler May 12, 2016

Goose Kiss

Verb - A goose kiss is the action of taking your finger and sliding it from the bottom of another person's butt (crack) to the top. Otherwise known as "goosing" someone, a goose kiss is a quick way to make someone uncomfortable.

"Wow, it was really awkward when she gave me a Goose Kiss."

Goosey's DO get kisses.

by seminarydude January 13, 2011

Kiss Five

2 people kiss their own hands, then 'High Five'

When saying goodbye at the end of the night, not sure whether to hug, kiss, or shake hands....Kiss Five!

by smilie December 29, 2009

horse kiss

Noun: the sloppy wet feeling one gets from vaginal contact to any non-erogenous body part.

So I woke up to my girlfriend giving me a wicked horse kiss to my forehead. (note: contact to erogenous zones such as nipples, lips, etc. do not count, thereby negating any pony magic to be derived from said contact)

by junior bad May 19, 2014

Seda-kiss

Seda is the coolest, sweetest, funniest, and kindest girl ive ever known! i love her with all my heart! She is gorgous!

SeDa KiSs!! liKe Jada Kiss

by D Babiee January 10, 2005

kissing the girl

it means doing heroine

to do heroine

He was kissing the girl, and he overdosed

by Easy432 June 1, 2007

Mule Kiss

A wet tounge kiss swiped from the bottom or top of another's mouth.

Man I expected a peck of a kiss and she (or he) licked my whole mouth like a with her entire tongue like a Mule Kiss slopping over my whole mouth.

by steve52 January 24, 2009