Cookie Hog

When a pig gets so constipated that its intestines burst and it dies.

"Your pig died from a clogged up poop-chute? That's a cookie hog!"

by George_W_Kush_ September 15, 2023

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Pity Cookie

A virtual "reward" you can give someone whom annoyingly complains about situations in their life that either lack merit or they are doing so to derive unnecessary sympathy.

Person who is complaining: "I'm way pissed off man...my Dad is buying me a new BMW for my birthday when I specifically asked for a Ferrari!"

Annoyed Friend: "Wow...that really sucks. How 'bout I warm up the oven and bake you some f*cking Pity Cookies then!"

by Gold Frisch July 27, 2012

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Strange Cookie

A strange cookie is someone who is strange and does weird things.

Genesis: *humming jeopardy music*
Quincy: You are one strange cookie.

by sophieaa March 3, 2020

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lit cookie

pot cookie

Have a lit cookie

by Gale9281 November 17, 2017

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cookie pouch

A cutesy name for the primordial pouch on a cat's stomach. Specifically applies to chonkers, or cats with very prominent pouches.

Whenever my cat hears the can opener, he sprints down the hall to the kitchen and I get to laugh my ass off at his cookie pouch swinging side to side.

by Mikalhvi July 9, 2022

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