The Butter Kite

This is an act where the male (or the dominant sexual partner) proves his dominance. To accomplish this the inferior partner must collect the semen in his hand during sex, you do this by pulling out at the last moment. You then cup your hands like an umbrella over the glans before ejaculation and collect it all. Then the dominant partner stretches his scrotum out, making it kite like in shape, and the inferior partner spreads the semen out on the scrotum.
Then the dominant party drags his scrotum over his partners face, and thus the rite is complete, and he has proven his dominace.

"Your sister didn't want to acknowledge me as the dominant one in our relationship, so I gave her The Butter Kite. Guess who's in charge now!"

by Norwegian Woodpecker March 25, 2010

Butter Child

A really fat child who looks like a giant ball of butter.

My sister Jessica, is such a butter Child!

by Angie Bernard February 19, 2009

pink butter

When the balls separate from the scrotum, and the scrotum spreads on the leg.

Jesse, your pink butter is atrocious!

by Fara Ugly (FUgly) February 15, 2009

Butter Pickle

A stoutly erect phallus. Commonly associated with the mule hammer

"Ima slip that girl the butter pickle"

by C & D December 13, 2006

Buttered Hardroll

When you fuck a pregnant girl, pull out right before you cum, jizz on her pregnant stomach, and then spread it around like butter on a hardroll.

I gave her a Buttered Hardroll.

by gfgffd June 23, 2009

a peanut butter

A name often used to describe guys that have larger breasts than most women.

Joe- "Hey did you hear Petey Doe's new song?"
Bob- "Yea that shits beat, he's a peanut butter."

by trololololololololll April 23, 2014

butter faith

A girl who is perfect in every apsect but is devout

Ali is a butter faith for sure.

by Dr. Knockers December 3, 2007