One woman party

When you get to chill by yourself, whenever, whenever.

I had a one woman party yesterday at the roof: sunbathing behind a chimney so no one can see, reading a book and drinking white wine. Just chilling with myself.

by Pashitza June 12, 2018

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Bossy China Woman

for a girl that is bossy and her race is chinese

Person A: Man, my sister is bossy
Person B: What makes you say that?
Person A: She bosses me around and she is not my sister, she is my step sister from my step dad who is from China
Person B : Guess her nickname is Bossy China Woman

by dyheheythyrdyhyerhreyh5eherher August 10, 2017

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diet coke woman

A woman who drinks a lot of Diet Coke and yells a lot especially at middle schoolers.

The Diet Coke woman yelled am me for using my computer and my phone in the middle school hallway

by Tailwag April 22, 2018

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The Best Parts Of A Woman

It is commonly accepted by layman that the best parts of a woman are the "boobs, vagina, and butt". However, only the most enlightened intellectuals will realize that this is—in fact—wrong. The best parts of a woman is actually her feet and toes, as indicated by Scottish philosopher David Hume 300 years ago.

Me: What are the best parts of a woman?
Maddy: The boobs, vagina, and butt. Duh.
Me: Oh you sweet summer child....

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 7, 2022

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