Fakial hair

A fake beard/and or moustache

Why am I always getting roles in plays that require me to wear fakial hair?

by Kizmitt July 8, 2009

C Hair

A cunt hair.

That’s thinner than a “C Hair”.

by MDMikey May 20, 2018

Pineapple Hairs

The name for the green leaves on top of a pineapple.

Anix: Those pineapple hairs look amazing!!

French_rxses: I know right!!

by lenourals June 16, 2020

Pineapple Hairs

A word to describe the green things on top of pineapples, invented by the famous roblox YouTuber Anix in his making bikini bottom in Bloxburg video.

Wow those pineapple hairs on that pineapple are tall!

by Bibi Turkey June 16, 2020

Pineapple Hairs

Another word for the leaves at the top of a pineapple.

Person one: “You should not eat the pineapple hairs”
Person two: “pineapple hairs??”
Person one: “look it up”

by madethisacountforpineapplehair June 16, 2020

Hair shark

Someone who scouts for attractive people with bad haircuts so when the hair grows back and they are attractive again, they will already be there.

Girl A: “Did you see Marks new haircut? Its so bad! He was so much hotter before!”
Girl B: “Apparently Genna is trying to swoop!”
Girl A: “Of course she is. Shes a hair shark. Genius move actually!”

by Greanbeen January 18, 2020

flair hair

Any person of a liberal bent who dyes their hair any unnatural fluorescent color, especially pink, purple or green and who exhibits hostile outbursts and general hatefulness toward anyone with a differing opinion, exhibits bouts of uncontrollable screaming and instability. Although rarely life-threatening, RUN!

Today, I saw a flair hair freak the fuck out at a dude for not wearing a mask.

by Mo Sol October 5, 2023