Chippies might need to invest in a wife-extender as he is into short women that cannot reach the top shelf
by The Tracer March 5, 2025
Get the Wife-extendermug. A partner's genitalia that a man values and cherishes, so much so that he wants to commit to a lifelong relationship.
by Iri June 17, 2024
Get the wife pussymug. A Captains Wife is a bit like the chick from Kick Ass with a hard working, diligent, chicken bhuna hot, edge.
She's also powerful but a little bit needy, after a good rumping.
She's also powerful but a little bit needy, after a good rumping.
by Lord leonard November 19, 2013
Get the Captains wifemug. Name given to a female best friend usually by another female to show the bond between them. Being someone’s wife means you are their (or one of their) best female friends.
Hey, omg, do you want to be my wife?
Hey i don't know if you can be my wife anymore. I want a divorce.
Hey i don't know if you can be my wife anymore. I want a divorce.
by Bobabubbles March 12, 2021
Get the Wifemug. 

