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Your friend: uh..ya?
You: why cant a leopard hide?
Your friend: why?
You: because he is always spotted!!
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Your friend: uh..ya?
You: why cant a leopard hide?
Your friend: why?
You: because he is always spotted!!
You: HAHAHA
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