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brown noodle

when you are having anal intercoarse and afterward you go to take a piss and a brown noodle comes out of your penis
dude, i totally had a brown noodle last night
by danny defeeto March 2, 2019
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Brown Noting

The payment of goods or services with sheets of toilet paper. Since the corona virus out break, hoarding mentality has caused a scarcity of toilet paper, which in turn has lead to toilet paper becoming a currency in its own right.
Hey Tom, I’ll sell that to you for $2, or if your prefer to make use of our new brown noting facilities that will be 6 brown notes.
by UrbsOnCrack March 14, 2020
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DA Brown

also known as "Whiskey Dick", meaning that this person can't even make himself stand up at attention, often misleading and spineless, likes to hug men, has never drank even one sip of an alcoholic beverage, fearful of shadows to include his own, and often walks around in his leisure with his dick tucked between his legs yelling out "vagina man" as even he himself doesn't feel he is deserving of possessing his own dick.
Man I'm as worthless as a DA Brown, when it comes to making a decision!
by BJ JJRB March 2, 2017
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Brown Listerine

The OG mouth mash capable of washing away every word, kiss, and germ out of your mouth.
"I kissed an ugly girl at school on accident"

"Get the Brown Listerine"
by Learn the sauce August 5, 2020
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brown dixon

A sexual term relating to the act of licking a spoon after inserting it inside a person's ass.

The slang originates from the popular Dixie Cup single serve ice cream which includes a miniature spoon.
I got an A- on my biology exam today so the dean of school agreed to give me an A+ if I administered a brown dixon in his office after class today.
by Kenneth Gnomes July 19, 2010
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Brown Snowstorm

The act of shitting on another person usually for sexual pleasure, much like a golden shower.

It is intensified if the person giving has a bad case of violent diarrhoea.
I had a spicy chicken curry last night, down for a brown snowstorm?
by ChitBaker90 October 7, 2016
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brown umbrella

Placing your butthole on somebody's nose while peeing
Would you like a brown umbrella?
by Hairy peanuts August 6, 2018
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