I want head

I just want some head

“You know what I want?”
“No - tell me.”
“I want head.”

by Bigbleezywiththedeezy November 24, 2021

Boss, I have bad news

The last words of a henchman.

Henchman- Boss, I have bad news.
Five minutes later-
*repeated gunshots*

by A_Bum February 26, 2023

i put it in the printer

i ate it

dude that pizza last night? i put it in the printer.

by gordontuous November 14, 2022

I be clownin

There is no definitive meaning. The interpretation is up to anybody. The beauty of this phrase is that it can means so many different things ranging from innocent to down right diabolical. At one minute it could me that you are a clown performing clown stunts at a circus or a children's birthday party, another minute it could mean that you are committing illegal activities that are completely irrelevant to the subject of clowns. The choice is yours...

"I just finished creating my brand new Instagram account. Now what should I type into my bio that will express to others that I like to frequently have sex, shoot guns, scam people for there credit cards, and spread misinformation on the internet without actually saying it...? Ooh! I know!" *simply types: 'I be clownin'*

by imperformingillegalactivities March 25, 2022

I am

The shortest sentence in the whole world

"Go do the laundry"
"I AM😡!!"

by Sin tía March 3, 2023

I meant to tell you

What is I meant to tell you

When I said it s my box , I meant to tell you it was mom box

by anonymous May 6, 2021

I understand the confusion

The most polite way to start a Canadian “fuck you”, using ‘I understand the confusion” can be used to start the most polite “fuck you” statement any person will hear in their entire life.

Me: “What colour do you all see?”
American: “Why did you spell ‘color’ with a u?”
Me: “I am sorry. I understand the confusion, but I live in Canada where we spend things correctly.”

by GarretJohnson November 16, 2018