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Get the ish man howzer mug.A curmudgeon so loathsome and foul, even his own wouldn’t piss on his face if it were to on fire. Known well for his pompously smug demeanor and although if one were in doubt, they would only need to look at his shamefully Impotent micro penis to be 100% sure.Daves baby dick is so Infamously dainty tiny and shit covered , it deemed him the alias”Maintenance Man Dave the completely dickless and totally shit Flavored Cunt.
Man , that maintenance man is gonna have to get his fuckin hip replaced if he doesn’t slam shut his completely Dickless and shit flavored cunt cremated. ~ Oh, I see … you must have met MAINTENANCE MAN DAVE!
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Get the maintenance man Dave mug.A man dreads saying this sentence: I do. Wondering if he’s marrying the right woman the only place he says this. If she will always be the best wife or get tired or get bad after some kids. Leave him for a rich man or a Better looking man. If she’s cheating or not and so much more.
I do is the longest sentence known to man said at the end of the wedding ceremony by each bride and groom to start the life long commitment and end with a kiss to finish the ceremony.
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Get the Phantom Man mug.A peacock or peacock man, is a very flamboyant and extravagant yet heterosexual men.
They dress in very flashy, colorful, designer style clothing, and are generally more well-kept than the average man.
Similar to the male peacock bird, this way of dress and lifestyle is sometimes done to attract the opposite sex, as peacock men are usually players and in direct competition with other men for potential mates. As a result, they need a way to stand out through expensive, maximalist clothing, a highly extroverted, ego driven personality, and articulate way of speech that attracts women of a similar lifestyle.
*Just like any other subculture, it's not only a way of dress but a different state of mind.
They dress in very flashy, colorful, designer style clothing, and are generally more well-kept than the average man.
Similar to the male peacock bird, this way of dress and lifestyle is sometimes done to attract the opposite sex, as peacock men are usually players and in direct competition with other men for potential mates. As a result, they need a way to stand out through expensive, maximalist clothing, a highly extroverted, ego driven personality, and articulate way of speech that attracts women of a similar lifestyle.
*Just like any other subculture, it's not only a way of dress but a different state of mind.
"Wow, when David's in the room all eyes are on him. The men, the women, everybody can't get enough of this guy!"
"He's a peacock man, those dudes manage to swoon almost anyone into liking them and doing what they want for them."
"He's a peacock man, those dudes manage to swoon almost anyone into liking them and doing what they want for them."
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