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give your gf a sweatshirt kiss her and cuddle her on december 6th or the 5th
bf:i’m going to kiss you and give you this and cuddle you all day

gf:why
bf:doesn’t matter
give your sweatshirt to your gf and kiss her and cuddle her🤝💜
by yourmom112 December 4, 2019
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Laugh Until Your Sides Split

An idiom referring to the ejaculation of sperm after a male masturbates ('laughs'), particularly self centred bastards on webcams. Also see matting and to matt oneself
'He just stripped off and then laughed till his sides split!'
'Dude'
by Niaboc September 9, 2004
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National beat your dog day

April 13th is national beat your dog day, this is a day where you beat your dog to near death.
Grab that wiener dog by its back legs and find a tree, it's national beat your dog day.
by Wiener dog May 25, 2018
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“sorry for looking into your eyes without permission” if you see a video and is getting bad vibes from it comment on that video and say “sorry for looking into your eyes without permission” because if you don’t thaf specific character can be in your dreams, or when you wake up it will watch you while you sleep. you could also supposedly get sa hurt killed and much more. Stay Safe
“i js saw this scary video jake i’m really spooked out” jake- “comment on the video and say” sorry for looking into your eyes without permission” then your all good sarah”
by anonymous July 25, 2023
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pulling staff out of your ass

an impossible feat of trying to replace staff when noone is available.
we;re pulling staff out of your ass
by gabs 1232 June 22, 2009
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take a butterfly knife to your tender parts

what the father of a teenage girl does to you if you hurt his daughter.
Angry War Veteran Father: "If you hurt her, I will take a butterfly knife to your tender parts."
Frightened Teenage Boy: "Yes sir, I'll have her home by eight."
by ThisIsGoingToHurt March 24, 2009
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