by anonymous November 5, 2020
Get the man mug.A Skat man is the appropriate name for someone that speaks at a milliom miles an hour. When these people speak at subsonic speeds, only harsh sounds are audible, such as "K" and "S", thus the name "Skat man". A side effect of being a Skat man is the tendency to not sit still, as their minds are always spinning with new ideas and thoughts that need to be acted upon, atleast before another thought comes to the forefront of their mind.
However, a Skat man can be usefull at points, such as audibly incapacitating a foe in order to escape, or to make someone agree to something without all the details.
Be careful around Skat men. With their quick thinking and even quicker mouth, you will often walk away with a random object and recite in hand thats shows a price that "is higher than you would've gone for normally, but it was worth it". This terrifying ability often makes then exceptional Auctioneers.
However, a Skat man can be usefull at points, such as audibly incapacitating a foe in order to escape, or to make someone agree to something without all the details.
Be careful around Skat men. With their quick thinking and even quicker mouth, you will often walk away with a random object and recite in hand thats shows a price that "is higher than you would've gone for normally, but it was worth it". This terrifying ability often makes then exceptional Auctioneers.
Victim 1 - "Oh shit, it's Simon"
Victim 2 - "Quick run! Last time I came away with a second-hand washing mashine"
Simon - "Oh hey guys. So basically yesterday I went.....(Speed incomprehensable) and SOLD to the man in the back"
Victim 2 - "What just happened?"
Victim 1 - "Well I'm £120 down, but I got a rocking chair, three scarfs and a used tooth brush"
Victim 2 - "That's a Skat man if I've ever seen one"
Victim 2 - "Quick run! Last time I came away with a second-hand washing mashine"
Simon - "Oh hey guys. So basically yesterday I went.....(Speed incomprehensable) and SOLD to the man in the back"
Victim 2 - "What just happened?"
Victim 1 - "Well I'm £120 down, but I got a rocking chair, three scarfs and a used tooth brush"
Victim 2 - "That's a Skat man if I've ever seen one"
by RetroLizard January 25, 2022
Get the Skat man mug.When you charge at your partner after saying “theres a crazed man over there” and fuck them to smithereens then Gently Cares their face
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I don't know what his problem is but I swear to god, she's never explicitly been able to click a nice picture with her and I promise I will physically kill each of the best friends if they don't show up to whatever it is they can because who the fuck says no to a free party!
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I don't know what his problem is but I swear to god, she's never explicitly been able to click a nice picture with her and I promise I will physically kill each of the best friends if they don't show up to whatever it is they can because who the fuck says no to a free party!
But also she loved watching standup for Arya-freakingswitchyourcameraonzoomforasinglemeetingonly-Man
Arya-Man is a dictionary of his own with the biggest discombobulated encyclopedia of his own but as helped me structure my English essays alot!!!
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Get the perfect man mug.A breed of men who are breezy and carefree to a major fault. They often jump around jobs, cities, and especially women. They often have dogs, are usually in their upper twenties into early thirties. They are deceiving because they seem sweet at first and are harder to spot.
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