get your mind out of the gay gutter

Much like the phrase get your mind out of the gutter, which is said when someone is thinking dirty, but instead of dirty thoughts, your telling them to stop thinking homo thoughts; often used when someone reacts in a gay way.

Nick: Your mother.
Chirs: Fuck you.
Nick: What time? lol.
Chris: Dude.. get your mind out of the gay gutter.

by Chrisocracy January 3, 2010

Give me your face

When a man dominates a female and pulls his hard throbbing cock out and he gets her on her knees he puts his hands on her face and then says "give me your face" and starts hard stroking

You know i love it when you give me your face

by Creamycameltoe69 September 14, 2018

national ask your best friend out

Ask your best friend that you have a crush out day!

You: “hey how you doing” keep it simple like friend related then wait for them to respond them:“hey,I’m doing good how about you”you: “I’m doing good can I tell you something? Them: “yes what is it?” You: do I have this crush but don’t know how to tell him/her” them: “just tell him/her that you like them” you: ok then I like you and I have feelings for you!” It’s national ask your best friend out day!!

by Emma rancagua November 13, 2020

can i borrow your phone charger?

What a girl asks a man when she wishes to sleep with him.

Girl: Oh hey, can I borrow your phone charger?
Man: Errr, are you asking if you want to sleep with me?
Girl: Yes, Yes I am.

by mr. pseudonym12345 December 12, 2013

I’m yours, you’re mine, everything’s good

It means that you’re fucking lit and you’re having a great fucking time!

True love: I love you
Me: “I’m yours, you’re mine, everything’s good ”

by Cruznlyf October 1, 2018

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by 69 years ago July 4, 2021

put that in your back pocket and slap it

The comeback after a comeback which pretty much ruins what you had going.

person 1: Suck my dick
person 2: You better grow one first

~RANDOM "OHHHH"'s AND "BURRRRNNN"'s~

Person 2: Put that in your back pocket and slap it bitch!
Person 1: Whaaat?

by shaun white is a hotiee May 22, 2006