ATTENTION CUSTOMERS: I DID YOUR MOM

Saying this at a grocery store or any store (e.g Farm Boy, Sobeyes, Walmart etc.)

The teenager somehow got to the intercom in Walmart and said, "ATTENTION CUSTOMERS: I DID YOUR MOM"

by BabbleBoy February 4, 2023

Do i look like your Daddy?

It's used when you have zero tolerance for other people's fakeness or when they throw tantrums in front of you believing you will bow down. It can also be used when anyone bullies you.

This phrase comes out from a vine video.

X- do my homework. I have this new movie that i want to see.
Y- do i look like your Daddy? Do you own homework douche.

by Bitchempress June 17, 2018

wagwan pif ting whats your bbmpin

Being an idiot

Liking a youtuber that takes the piss

Man: oi blud wagwan pif ting whats your bbmpin

Woman: nah mate ima shank ya up first blud if ya dont gimme dem creps

Man: YO ITS A PRANK BRO *gets what he deserves (dies)*

by LegitDurv July 5, 2018

Skidaddle, Skidoodle, Your dick is now a noodle!

The cut spell from Harry Potter, J.K was drunk.

"How dare you, Ron! Skidaddle, Skidoodle, Your dick is now a noodle!"
"NOOOOOOOOOO!"

by CasterMonk June 27, 2021

national give your husband a blowjob day

December 4, and any other day that your husband declares it to be national give your husband a blowjob day.

Honey today is national give your husband a blowjob day

by The man the myth the legend December 5, 2017

National have sex with your ex day

National have sex with your ex is on March 23 where you get to having sex to celebrate March 23 and just have a great time by just fucking.

Oh yes it’s National have sex with your ex day, March 23 , time to text that big booty bitch ;)

by National fuck your ex March 23, 2021

National Take your opp out day

A day when you take your opp out for food and be nice to eachother, then y’all can beef after the day ends

national take your opp out day: A day where you take your opp out for food and be nice

by Yunginn August 3, 2022