Shit Bird

While they are defined by their lack of regard for others, this group overlaps with White Trash. They wake you up with their crappy music and they often have loud voices.

You probably have at least one within a block of where you live or maybe you work with one or more. My condolences.

They have the opposite of King Midas's touch, which turned everything to gold. Everything Shit Birds touch turns to shit. God help you if some sit near you in a restaurant. They will either talk loud to each other or will have cell conversations while you try to have a relaxing dinner.

The worst thing is to have a group of them sit near you in a movie theater. Forget about enjoying the movie unless you either move to faraway seats.

Everyone knows at *least* one shit bird. You can readily make a list of shit birds you know or, at least, hear some from a bit of a distance. It is really too bad.

by Manatee345 January 9, 2009

lady bird

Former President Lyndon Johnson's Wife... and yes, she was all of the above!

Lady Bird Johnson was responsible for removal of all (in HER opinion) "tacky" road signs along old highway 66 in the mid 1960's, thus a part of our colorful history is gone forever.

by Mr. Music December 28, 2005

big bird

tweety bird when he took viagra.

tweety bird + viagra = big bird

by i like dinosaurs June 23, 2007

byrd (bird)

A ghetto , obnoxious,(usually) girl. this girl usually doesn't give a damn about where she is and how she speaks. she/he is usually uneducated sounding, walks funny, loves to foint her finger and flings her arm and hands around as she speaks, her shoulders moves around as if she was masauging them,and almost always has a stank facial expression. she/ he would probably be nesting in the hood. she also can be associated with being a skeet.

location: the public (city) bus
moet: yo wat is nucca?
naquasia: nothin' jus trynna ca'all dis nigga cuz i need
some money. i tol his dumb ass to ca'all me last nite that dumb b*. he stay callin me early for dat punani tho.
moet: damn quasia you madd loud. your such a byrd (bird)!

by J. Nakiera December 20, 2006

Bird Bath

Done mainly in clubs, a male pulls out his nuts and stretches them to hold a liquid. He then buys the women a drink and pours it in his newly made "Bird Bath". The women drinks and the man has found a new mate.

I decided to try the Bird Bath and I can't believe it, I was fucking her the next hour!!

by Puddy Tat May 3, 2005

baby bird

A sexual act in which one individual penetrates another doggy style, either in the vagina or the anus, and, right before one of them reaches orgasm, the penetrator vomits into the mouth of the penatrated, thus filling it's mouth like a baby bird.

I was never more happy than when Jordan baby birded me in New Orleans. I'm just glad his vomit tasted like string cheese and bacon instead of relish and olives.

by Isaiasandbabybird December 26, 2009

bird woman

also known as smeagle or butterface
a girl who is highly unnatractive and gives you thoughts of suicide at the sight of her.
could also be a an exgirlfreind that is disliked by you and all of your freinds.
ex who has been possesed by the devil and is trying to at all costs ruin your life.
birdwomen often posses huge extremely large noses. pinochio aint got shit on them.
often butterfaces look very doable compared to them.

bob: dude, hannah is such a bird woman i cant believe that u ever dated her

tyler: i know me either i am comletely repulsed by the sight of that bird woman. she has a huge nose

by harozrule January 17, 2009