Team Mom

That one teammate that seems to have a positive attitude at all times not matter how bad you’re playing. Always supportive and never shuts up on the field.

Teammate: “Good try! You got it next time!”
Player: “she’s such a team mom”

by theman9000 August 17, 2018

sorry mom

when you fuck up and or just think your mom is going to kill also a very good thing to put on a hat

sorry mom i didnt mean to fuck the dog

by sorry_mom21 May 13, 2019

ya mom

ya mom

ya mOm

by the man with the sex October 7, 2021

mom comment

A comment made on facebook by a person's mom, usually ending the entire conversation. The mom comment tends to be funny only to the mom, embarrassing to the offspring, and scary to friends who may accidently say something they don't want parents to find out. A mom comment is a mother's way of trying to fit into the social lives of their kids, however their efforts fall short and they make a fool of themselves to the younger generation.

X: (Posts lyrics to a rap song as status)
Friend 1: (another part of the song)
Friend 2: (another part of the song)
Friend 1: (another part of the song)
X: (another part of the song)
Mom: Hey I know that song!!
X: mom comment^

by Ern Dizzle January 27, 2011

Facebook mom

A woman who refuses to watch her children because she doesn't feel like she has to. She pawns her kids off on any unsuspecting grandma, aunt and uncle around to get out of her parental duties. Will completely ignore her child and it's safety unless someone points it out to her or if she thinks she can get Facebook likes from their pain. Will post an ugly duck faced picture with their kids every other day to make it seem like she actually spends time with them.

She's such a Facebook mom. Her skids get hurt because she won't watch them and she posts about the " accident" on Facebook.

Why is she letting her kid eat cat shit? OOh she's a Facebook mom she'll post about it in an hour.

by Kayelizabeth7 April 15, 2017

mom cuck

A man who let s his mom control him.

Your a “mom cuck”you do everything she says!

by Momsboy June 9, 2019

ur mom

the most powerful comeback/insult/repsonse. you will never come back from this.

spongebob: hey wyd?
patrick: ur mom
spongebob: 😟

by anonymous November 14, 2021