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Food Digger

Someone that will go out with you on a date for free food but will drop you as soon as they're full.
John: "So, how was your blind date?"
Erica: "The worst."
John: "How come?"
Erica: "Well, at the beginning of the date she was great. We were really hitting it off since we both loved food. Then the bill came so I offered to pay, but then she went to the bathroom and never came back."
John: "Oh, a food digger."

A lot of Ted's tinder dates have been food diggers.
by renma December 4, 2017
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food fiend

A food demon that argues over foods being eaten such as noodels and chips.
"My sister is a food fiend she always gets mad when someone eats food in the kitchen"

Shes a damn snack demon too!
by BigBootyMartha4456 September 13, 2016
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Food-Gasm

Is the event when a food product brings on an orgasm, usually most common when eating steak or apple crumble...
Person 1....omg this steak is ama......AHHHHH

Person 2 : did you just Food-Gasm?
by hairyape1 February 4, 2010
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seasoned food

Damn bro yo food is not seasoned food
by ewjmjajcdskvs March 1, 2021
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food cheating

When your significant other keeps going out to eat real good food at decent places repeatedly with the same few or individual other leaving you hungry and alone or worse eating Ramen in Jail.
Amanda was food cheating on me last year straight up at a Pats game for St. Patricks day and I was choking down Ramen with Carl and Manny
by Jvanasseumassgmail May 23, 2018
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Food Rape

Taking food that you are not entitled to by any of the criteria
--Girl taking food off of a guys plate without asking. Even if he would have said yes, it does not matter.
--Receiving food from an intoxicated person that they normally wouldn't give (a pack of ramen is like kissing a drunk person. It is not rape, but somebody who is invested in morality will probably wait for them to be sober)
--Stealing somebody's food when they are slumped. This is the B Cosby of food rape.
--Saying that you will pay somebody back then not doing it, or underpaying them.
*probable feminist takes food of a guys plate randomly*
Me: STOP RAPING HIM! THAT IS RAPE! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! YOU SICK FUCK!
Feminist: RAPE IS NOT A JOKE, AND MEN CANNOT BE RAPE VICTIMS!
Me: *puts Stephen A. Smith on speaker phone*
Stephen A. Smith: First of all, the notion that men cannot be victims is BLASPHEMOUS! Have you ever heard of prison? Second, that is a bonafide case of food rape, it is egregious, and there is no need to exacerbate the issue by denying it. Quite frankly, the only apropos is to apologize to the brotha, I'd say the fact of the matter is that you owe an apology to the ownership, your teammates, and the fan base.
by Prill. April 25, 2019
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getting food

The code phrase for vigorously butt fucking another mammal in secrecy.
Guy one: dude are you butt fucking Kelly tonight?
Guy two: no we are 'getting food'
by CockMan69 January 10, 2015
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