turtle victim

One who is turtle'd unwillingly possibly by a turtle-ist

Last night James became a turtle victim at the hands of the Manchester Turtle-ist

by Luke May 27, 2006

Fear the Turtle

Fear the Turtle is what a woman experiences when she realizes halfway through vaginal intercourse that her bowels are full and her enjoyment of the sex has been superseded by her fear of crapping the bed.

Dan Savage. "Savage Love by Dan Savage – Columns – Savage Love –" The Stranger. Retrieved March 19, 2011.

"Sue had to ask Drew to stop fucking her because she feared the turtle. She got on the can for a minute, then hopped back in bed, and no longer feared the turtle."

Fear the turtle

by Skandranon314 January 6, 2012

shadow turtle

A turd that slides down into the toilet in such a way that you can just see its 'head' poking out.

I was trying to see the corn I ate last night, but it was a shadow turtle.

by d-lo-z December 12, 2007

shy turtle

When a male's penis shrinks to the point of almost going back inside the cavity from which it came. The balls act as a visual representation of the tortoise shell and the head of the penis as, you guessed it, the head of the turtle.

Man did you see Hank's wiener? It looked like a fuckin shy turtle!

by BSuraci October 28, 2006

Butt Turtle

One who dwels in the deep, durtiest parts of the anas. One who usually feasts on dwellings of the person they are inside, such as pewpie or those little corns that sometimes don't digest fully.

Seek, Seekafizzl, Diabolic, Millipede, and Seek

by chris nadratowski December 21, 2004

Turtle Kiss

A term for an ambiguous sex act. Used to see if the people around you will question it or just agree with you.

I told everyone that I gave her a turtle kiss and they all gave me high fives.

by Daniel Fooster November 22, 2009

baby turtle

When two people get together and one lathers a baseball bat in ben&jerry's ice cream and then sticks the baseball bat into the other's butthole. The one that is getting the basebal bat in them must imitate the cadbury commercials by going "buckmow buckmow" over and over during the process. WARNING: MAY CAUSE ANAL SPLINTERS

"dude i totally baby turtle'd jess ladt night"
"did you just use baby turtle as a verb"
"yeah! its only the coolest sex move ever, but jess have been complaining about butt splinters alot"
"I don't even want to know"

by t.o.o. Cool March 25, 2010