Sad octopus

A sexual act in which four lesbians scissor as one while a man watches unable to touch

Bailey thought he would be invited to an orgy but the women sad octopus’d him

by Blackercracker December 4, 2024

Dyslexic Illiterate sack of sadness

A person who can’t speak and read who commonly replies with “WHAT?” who you personally despise with a burning passion who has commonly said “I’m so depressed!” And they are extremely sad because they have no friends (although they may think your their friend) they have not been diagnosed with depression but constantly say this on group chats that you are stuck in with them.You most likely don’t have their number but they do. You constantly what to kick them in the Shins and permanently disable them.

A rare Insult that hurts like REALLY hurts.

“You are a fucking Dyslexic Illiterate sack of sadness” screamed 69420

by 69420ha get it? January 24, 2020

Sad binge eater

a word used to describe a hard working middle aged, semi-solemn individual who is hardworking, puts others over themselves and rarely tends to take care of themselves. It’s said their main coping mechanism is to eat every chance they get; which is where the same comes from.

person 1: I’ve talked to James before, he seems like a sad binge eater.

person 2: oh dear.

by saikaa May 31, 2024

sad camp

The psych ward, the place you get sent to when you want to kill yourself.

I was going to jump off the roof of my building but I went to sad camp instead. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.

by Lightning Princess May 14, 2021

Sad

When your order of a Big-Mac, Large Fries, and Coke comes late and is not the right order and you still need to pay for it.

I ordered a 2 Chalupas and got 1 taco. I am starving and sad.

by KookyManookie January 19, 2020

Sad machine

The pedal steel guitar. Especially as used in gorgeous country music. See: Daniel Romano

"That thing! That sound! What is it?" "It's the sad machine."

by jamlew12 November 3, 2016

Sad Kathy

When the almighty Kathy is in a sad state of mind. Typically when her dropkick son lets her down by having sweaty hands.

"Hey Kathy, how are you doing today?"
"I'm not alright, my adopted son has Sweaty Palm Syndrome"
"Must be a Sad Kathy"

by thebigbaron September 15, 2020